Fruit infused water.

It has been my understanding that infusing water with fruit is to be a healthy activity.

My question is why do you take the time to slice the healthy fruit, place it in an expensive infuser that you spent good money on that you shouldnt have and load it up with SUGAR?

Where do they do that at? Why do you say you are trying to be healthy? Buy healthy diet pills and phone apps? When you place over two cups of sugar in a gallon of fruit infused water. That defeats the purpose of infusing it naturally. The fruit themselves sweeten the  water you should not need to add sugar. You give new meaning to the word non-compliant! Just drink your kool aid or sodas that you normally do! Don’t say you’re going healthy when in fact you doing the exact opposite. 

Bootleg Movies

Bootleg movies friend or foe? I have mixed emotions on this one. I totally understand that yes the movie industry is upset that their movies are being copied and sold on the “black market”. I understand that yes; this is taking money away from the major film writers, producers all the way down to the extras in the movies. However I also understand why bootleggers make copies of these movies.

Not everyone can afford the money to go to the movies. What is it $10.00 or more per ticket now? This may seem like pennies to many but for more than the world care to acknowledge this is like spending a hundred dollars. 

And yea yea…. blah blah blah “it takes money to make these movies and yes it takes money to pay the entire crew”. But if you stop paying this actors/actress millions of dollars to be in the film then you would have money to pay the cast and crew. 35 million to star in a movie…. REALLY. 

Come on people. As long as you are able to pay actors/actress/singers the asinine amounts of money to be in the movies and charge large amounts of money to see the movies then I CONDONE the distribution of bootleg movies. 

Ouch Fibroids!

I have to admit I have no true idea what fibroids are.  the first time I heard of them was whwn Cynthia Bailey from RHOA had them on this season. Now my best friendis having to have her cervix and uterus removed because of possible cancerous fibriods. Her period has been on all month, most days you tip toe around her as you never know what her mood will be like ! I hope this total hysterectomy brings my old friend back !if you or someone you love have\had fibriods and had them removed or the hysterectomy please share your stories so that I may have some insight. 

The Forbidden Zone

Ladies a word to the not so wise; dont discuss your sex life with your female co-workers!

These people are not your friends. They are called co-workers for a reason!

Saying you hate having sex with your husband is something that never should be voiced. 
My question is if you hate having sex with him why the hell did you marry him in the first place?
You openly say; “its over quick but you don’t care because you have other things to do anyway”?

I may must have been raised differently. I was always taught to NEVER discuss you and your man to another female. ANY female. 
What happens between you and your spouse should remain just that BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE/MATE.

Do you not know how thirsty some females are? If they know your spouse is sexually deprived he/she will pounce on that in a hot minute.  
Don’t tell your co-workers that your spouse/mate has cheated on you and then look like an idot when not all share your views on forgive and forget!
Somethings should be kept to yourselves. Don’t air your dirty laundry to your co-workers and then ask their opinion and get all bent out shape when they have the exact opposite opinion!

This is what makes us all human. If we all shared the exact opinions and had the same beliefs the world would be very boring!

And don’t be mad when the next time your mate/spouse cheats on you with Sally your secretary. Just because you feel his penis is too small and the sex don’t last long enough….. Sally may be a money grubbing whore and not care if its small and fast as long as her bills are paid! 

I keep my workout clothes in my car !

I love walking I even dabbling in a slow jog everynow and then. I frequently walk after work on days when it’s not raining or hell-a hot. My co workers know this as this is my regular routine. 

One day I snap a picture of one of my after work walking adventures (I try to walk different areas at least 3 times a month) to my co workers because the view was just so beautiful.

My one co-worker who’s waste is 78 inches, pays hell-a money for wack ass diet plans but eat over 4000 calories by noon; replies back… we all should go walking together sometimes I KEEP MY WORKOUT CLOTHES IN MY CAR !

I am not disrespecting my big girls by no means as I am no thin queen myself BUT…

Don’t make yourself look like the sterotypical obese person that everyone mocks and redicules! If you want to loose weight the first step away from the refridgerator and  STOP EATING A TON OF FOOD BEFORE LUNCH! And when I say a ton I mean…. 

She starts the day with a sausage, bacon, egg and cheese biscuit and a coke. This is at 0800.
We have administration meetings at 10… she will eat whatever is supplied there whether its 2-3 Crispy Cream Donuts, Bagel (top & bottom) with cream cheese,  or breakfast danishes chased by orange juice or whatever beverage is supplied.

Then there is lunch at 1130! She will go get her a Big Mac Meal, or Nacho bell grande meal or a meal from the dinning room which is an large entree and dessert. Cleans it out completely because “she hates to waiste food !

After this it is truely a free for all….. chips, cookies, yogurt, candy bars maybe even some mixed fruit thrown in there chased by a pepsi! I sit directly behind her and all day I watch her eat like a hover vaccum cleaner! Has a mini fridge right beside her desk for easy access even. I can’t eat most of the time because I get so nauseated from watching her eat all damn day! 

Oh did I forget to mention she is also a brittle diabetic. Always complains about the amount of insulin she has to take because of her blood sugar!

Honey step away from the gazillion calorie intake; get those workout clothes out of your car and onto your back and exercise before you have a massive heart attack or stroke before you are 45!

Personal Space/Belongings at work … are they community property?

Riddle me this….

Is it just me or is personal space and personal belongings no longer considered “personal” and respected anymore?

If on multiple occassions you take it upon yourselves to touch, move re-arrange my personal items and over and over again I ask you not to touch/move my items.

If I have a plant that my mentor gave me over five years ago that I nurture like a child; I water this plant every Friday like clock work. If I am going to be off on a Friday I will water it that Thursday. I don’t have a green thumb and I am shocked this poor flower has lasted this long. I keep it beside my desk you can see it but it is out of the way. Kinda seen and not heard if you will. 

Why in the hell would you take it upon yourself and place a fucking Easter post sign and ram it into my potted plant that is kept beside my desk and put on top of a fat pigs desk like its hers without my permission?

It is a damn plant that you know I care for it is not a yard which is where posts are placed! 

I am growing! I did not go off the way I should have as this is not the first second or third time you have decided to invade my personal space. If you say anything to them of course you are the angry co worker! 

But when is enough enough? Yes the desk I work at, computer I use and phone are company property but other than that everything is mine. 

Is it just me? Am I taking this too personally or is personal space/ property even at the work place community property and I am just over reacting? 

Goth/evil

I have been pondering about something for some years now and am hoping my Gladiators are able to assist me. 

What is it that makes a relatively attractive Caucasian female with light brown or blonde hair decide to color it jet black? 

Not only do they color the hair jet black for the most part they do it themselves and miss a large patch right in the back of their heads. 

Then to make matters worse you wear so much foundation that it looks like you used the entire bottle. And it’s clearly not your shade. 

you would think they would opt for the darker color. To make them look nice and bronze. But no you look like a bootleg Elvira instead. 

I call on my Gladiators of all races help me understand the epidemic of wanting to look evil. And word to the not so wise ….. If you want people to see you as “preepy”, “classy” or a fasionista if you will …. The mortician porcelain white foundation and jet black hair dye is not in that direction!